One week from today, I'll be the saddest person alive. Okay, so maybe not the saddest. I can name about 10 different things that would be about a trillion times worse than my sister leaving for college:
1. her dying...that would suck.
2. me dying...that would suck too.
3. just about anyone I know dying...I don't like dying.
4. my house catching on fire...there's a lot of stuff in there.
5. the human race forgetting the recipe for banana bread...now that's depressing.
6. all the oranges in the world disappearing...can you imagine a world without orange juice? I can't.
7. every season of Lost on DVD getting destroyed...I just winced.
8. the Florida Gators having a losing season...I just shuddered.
9. my entire itunes library erasing itself...gah....
10. Mountain Dew ceasing to exist k0[ghi8[ri3west6tyiuyttttttttbvy6hkjenvwucgbstc uhilpowi45097tgjkvfmnrgryngjyckmnxgrstuyk srusrukrsuskruskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkrtttttttttttttv
Sorry about that. I just passed out all over my keyboard.
so yeah...I would rather have my sister go to Vanderbilt than have any of that other stuff happen. I'm going to go find some Mountain Dew now, just to make myself feel better.
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